Monday, January 31, 2011

Happy 10 Month Anniversary!

Congratulations Jackie and Branden!
Good Luck and keep up the loving!

Cause you're ugly

Exposed! Wow, just wow.

Ha Ha I've found my WTF for the day. I was looking for another sexy picture of Jia Jia for the blog when i found something and its hilarious. Just go look up Jia Jia on fb, click to view his pics, click on his mobile uploads folder and ha ha ha. Is it just me or are all those quite suggestive?

Missing : 21 year old, Swiss Hotel Student. Blond hair, blue eyes. If anyone has seen his boy, who is named Justin, please call his lover on 07485188

Friday, January 28, 2011

ANONYMOUS - OPERATION EGYPT - A Press Release

Video of protester getting shot in Egypt

CLICK HERE TO WATCH VIDEO OF PROTESTER GETTING SHOT

Shit is getting serious. Today after a massive escalation in the intensity and violence of the protests it seems that the revolution might just become a reality. While this is, of course, really good news for the people of Egypt one has to wonder who is going to fill the power vacuum left as a result.

The government of Egypt has responded by TURNING OF THE INTERNET. This is devastating to the ability of the protesters to plan, organise and communicate. The American government has already begun work on an internet "kill switch" that will make it law that when it sees fit the government may discontinue the internet. The impact of switching off the internet in Egypt just shows you the consequences of passing such a law.

Its really important to remember that the protesters are just students, businessmen, teachers, lawyers, basically everyday Joe Soaps that they have been forced to violence. People are dying for a cause here, normal citizens armed with pebbles are getting shot.

We have it lucky

Calling it a day.

Been a long hard day, see you in the morning

Does anyone have ANY insight to what the hell a Rice Dick is????

Careful First Years.... shit happens.

This is why blind dates arent a good idea...

Complexity (Chapter 1 of 6)

Thursday, January 27, 2011

This review of the school is quite awesome.

http://www.southafricanfoodies.co.za/Listings-Caterers-Cooking-Schools/the-swiss-hotel-school.shtml

First Ever Paddy's Night Awards

Paddy's Night Awards

A Paddy is like the awesome version of an Oscar.

Best run to the loo Paddy - Hannah
Best slip Paddy - Jake
Best business proposal Paddy -Michael and Bianca
Best use of midgets Paddy - Michael and Bianca
Best Miss Daisy Paddy - Keni
Best worst relationship advice givers Paddy - Justin and Bianca
Best bench lie Paddy - Leon
Best locked themselves in their own house Paddy - Sam and Mutsa
Best got locked out of their own house Paddy - Ashler and Taku
Best surprise green Paddy -Pamela
Best thought an old man was Chef Wallo and tried to hug him Paddy - Elizabeth, Kerry and Justin

Congratulations!

I wander if they sell ice-cream?

Egyptian Revolution Jan 25th 2011 - Take what's Yours! from JoeChaban on Vimeo.

Yemen has joined in the growing revolution of Egypt with its citizens taking to the streets today to overthrow the tyrannical leaders of their countries. Strange how three deeply Arab countries are showing the world democracy in action and they didn't get any help from the Ameritards.

Goosebumps...

Full screen this and drag your mouse around



This is intense. Full screen the video and then drag your mouse around. Somebody was saying, give this ten years and instead of going to movies they just going to film one massive battle scene or something that you can spend the whole day actually running around in. Now imagine doing it where the screen is big enough that everything is life size. Also imagine if you could watch pornos in 360, I'm just saying i books filming the first orgy scene like this.
I SEE YOU
I dont know if this guy is British because of his bad teeth or Australian because of his eyes.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Rodeo Monkey

What chance does anybody really have when a monkey can make Arnold Schwarzenegger look like a whiny Mary Poppins? Seriously it's a monkey riding a bull but what would be even more impressive is if they taught the monkey to ride the killer whales at Sea World. He would even get to wear a tiny wet suit.

First Two Protesters Killed in Egypt

The first protester is dead in Egypt according to tweets and media reports.

20-year-old Mustafa Reda Mahmoud Abdelfattah is said to have been killed by a shot to his heart. SkyNews confirmed this report.

A second protester has also been killed according to Reuters.

Police have started firing live ammo at the crowd along with tear gas. Now the sun is setting and the crowds are still out.



Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/death-in-egypt-2011-1#ixzz1C7x0DBSX

Call to Arms

Guys I just have to get something off my chest.

The year started off really strong and everybody seemed motivated and excited by the prospect of making lasting changes and cementing ourselves as the year that forced the school to start taking its students seriously.

This enthusiasm has died off partly because of the schools response to the formation of the SRC and our own apathy. It is important for all of us to remain focussed and see the bigger picture.

This is not going to be easy and we are going to have to work harder than anybody at the school ever has but the rewards are definitely worth it. This is much bigger than just committees and useless meetings.

I am sorry i have let everybody down so badly and just want to let you guys know that i will be 110% committed to making this work.

Cheers
Justin

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Simple Truths

Check this kid out, Balls of Steel


Riots broke out in Egypt yesterday spurred on by the successful revolution in Tunisia last week. This is history in the making, the government has forcefully shut down most access to social media but word is still getting out.

Next time you having a bad day in class just remember that you didn't have to throw rocks at riot police. Historically students are at the forefront of revolutions and our biggest problems are nothing in comparison to what students around the world are going through for the simple freedoms we take for granted.

Karma

I am so doing this. Amazing, just amazing.

PSA : Online Predators


In light of all the laptopping going on at the back of the class I feel like everybody should be fairly warned on the presence of online predators. Be safe kids!

Llamas with Hats


The only thing more awesome than a llama is a llama wearing a hat

Monday, January 24, 2011

Just Saying
Jia Jia, King of Sex

Its Michaels Birthday


Happy Birthday Michael Dorrington!

Larva quiche, bug burger - Fear Factor

Larva quiche, bug burger - Fear Factor:
"Ground breaking Dutch research into insects replacing animal meat as a healthier, more environmentally friendly source of protein faces the Fear Factor."

Seriously, bug burgers? Meal worm quiche? New Restaurant Concept? Who knows?

Monday Night Adventure

Mondays seem to becoming the most interesting night of my week whether i plan for it to be or not. Last night was either some massive cosmic slap in the face or Jesus is really having a field day seeing what he can come up with next.

After getting lamb kebabs from the Beef Noodle Restaurant in Chinatown we filled up with petrol at a garage in Bez Valley across the road from Ellis Park. The area is quite dodgy but it was the shortest route home and my low petrol light had been making me feel guilty the entire day.

God looked down and saw the slot which usually holds the small grey plastic card was empty and was pleased. I on the other hand was instantly filled with cold dread and visuals of a million worst case scenarios. Out of the darkness of the situation appeared a knight in a bedazzled shirt.

He seemed sincere and I was touched by how affected he seemed by my predicament. He told me he was the owner of Voodoo Lounge and that his brother had a club just down the road where we could get the money I needed. After following him through the dark streets for about ten minutes we found ourselves in front of an old apartment building and I knew that something was wrong. He asked for my cell phone so that he could phone his brother to let his business partner know that we were going to collect money out of the "petty cash". With a smile he told me he'd be back soon and entered the building.

That was the last time I saw him or my cell phone.

What a bitch.
Seriously

Andrews 21st


Once again an awesome party with awesome people. Whoever decided to have a jumping castle deserves definite kudo's because I laughed so hard i split the corners of my lips. 10 points to the guy walking around in his underwear, you asked me if i wanted to see your bits like 9 times and that takes determination. Also whoever smacked me in the head with a bottle while we were tumbling off the jumping castle you left me an awesome bump and a better story.

Thanks Andrew for an A+ party, you will just have to turn 21 again next year.


Sunday, January 23, 2011

Friday, January 21, 2011

Thembi practicing to be homeless in the park. Its really awesome that everybody went to support her.

Sexual Harassment Friday


Today is sexual harassment friday but we just want to let everybody know that if you want to sexually harass somebody we'll fuck up your face.

Loves

Justin

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dez makes me Laugh

Dez: "Russia's big hey!"
Jess: "Yup."
Dez: "No wonder there re so many prostitutes..."
Yes Dez....no wonder. ;)

Sphere Hotel


We have seen some most amazing structural designs in the recent past but the ‘Sphere Hotel,’ to be located somewhere between Dubai and Abu Dhabi, will surpass all of it! Visitors to the hotel will access it by an aerial route as it’ll be constructed on an artificial island, about 300 meters away from the beach. The Sphere will feature 200 rooms in 14 floors that will comfortably accommodate about 1000 guests, together with public business zones, boutiques, restaurants, bars and numerous other entertainment areas

Top 10 Unusual Hotels

These Hotels are all pretty strange but the main reason i added this list is because the Girraffe Manor in Nairobi is one of the most amazing Hotel concepts in the world. Imagine working in the middle of the Masai Mara, Kenya.

Top 10 Unusual Hotels

10 Fascinating Buildings Never Built

Some of these are actually freaking awesome, it makes me so ready for the day we have our own hotels

10 Fascinating Buildings Never Built

HotelChatter's 10 Favorite Things Found In Hotel Rooms || HotelChatter

Golf Day

Sup buds

The Golf Day is currently being organized by me, Jake, Kerry, Tariro and Ashler. The date has been set for the 15th March 2011 at the Glendower Golf Course. If everybody can begin to try organize as many four balls as possible that would be greatly appreciated. The tickets will sell for around R700 each.

Also if anybody has any connections to potential sponsors or prizes, please let me know.

Commenting

I have had a few people ask how to comment on the posts. Unfortunately you need a Google email to sign in but it takes literally two minutes to sign up for one if you don't have one already.

Cheers peeps

Justin

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

R10 on Monday

All 2nd years please remember to bring your R10 on Monday

Quelqu'un m'a dit - Carla Bruni

Whats going on with Bianca's face?
The fishery was great because Mutsa wasn't there

Paddys Night

The traditional Paddy's night has been planned for next week Wednesday the 26th, make sure you not doing anything, bring your cash and lets have an awesome night like only we can. We have a lot of living up to do to prove that we can party harder in second year than first year. Its time to show the first years what we expect from them.

Be there 6 for 6:30

Random Lego Bible Pic 1

Some German to get the first years started

Address from the President

First Years

Welcome to the rest of your life. The next year will be one of the worst and best years of your life. You are going to laugh and you are going to cry and you will be so tired you will want to do both at the same time.

The people you meet in your class will become like brothers and sisters. You eat together, drink together, laugh together and cry together, which is what family does. The bonds you will form here will last for the rest of your life.

The second years are here for you, we will help you with everything you need and will try our best to make you feel comfortable and no question is too small or dumb. We know exactly what it is like and we will do our bestest.

Regards
Ashler Jaya

President SRC 2011

Elika Miranda - B.O.B

Just a picture of Chris



The SRC

The SRC is newly formed and still unsure of all its responsibilities and duties. Please leave a comment letting them know what you expect and how they should go around it.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Happy Birthday Andrew







Congratulations to our new Secretaries

Nkosi, Annick and Daniel

Our new Vice President
Andrew Gilgannon

Congratulations to our new President

Congratulations to our President
Ashler Jaya is now the head of the SRC

Education Paradigms

Sunday, January 16, 2011

Stephen Fry - Life Philosophy

Swiss Hotel School

The Swiss Hotel School has a blog. I will try my best to fill the blog with all the relevant stuff that will make everybody's life a lot easier. It will be a place to share ideas and solutions and catch up on whats going on if you have missed anything.