Just making it fair
Updates and funny stuff from a South African who has no idea how he ended up in New York City. Hard won tips and tricks for tourists and homely advice for immigrants.
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
DEZLICIUOS
Interview with Flora Kekana
Flora Kekana
Where were you born?
Pietersburg, I grew up in Pietersburg and moved to Johannesburg in 1990
Why did you come to Johannesburg?
I came to JHB to find work, times were difficult for me and there were no opportunities in Pietersburg.
Are you married?
Yes, I got married 21 years and am a granny now, with two sons but no grandchildren. I am happily married and I dont want to get divorced.
Where does the sandwiches and stuff come from?
Credital Canteen
Who do you think is the sexiest man alive?
Lucas radebe
What advice do you have for youngsters wanting to get married?
If you have a problem take it easy, just pretend it doesn't exist and smile.
What do you think about dagga?
It is not good for you. It makes you mad and crazy. It makes youngsters to steal and make funny things.
What is your favourite food?
Pap and Magodi
If you could be anybody in the world for one day and why?
Madiba, he is a good man, he will forgive and forget no matter what the situation. We must forget the past and move into the future.
If you could go on holiday anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Cape Town, i really like table mountain and i like all the gay people. I like everybody because i am a christian.
If you could change one thing in the country, what would it be and how would you change things?
Crime is the number one problem and I would use the army to control the criminals.
What do you think about Julius Malema?
He is an idiot but don't tell anybody. He just speaks and he is an idiot seriously.
Ashler is a thief
It is my unfortunate duty to let everybody know that Ashler is a thief who will steal anything and everything that is not bolted down. This might be because of her extenuating drug habit or her addiction to high class male escorts.
Here is a picture of her breaking into a local Randburg house. The family of four didn't survive the night.
Just joking
Loves
Justin
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