Sis

Records broken by Lee Redmond other than world's longest fingernails.
World's highest hairline
 World's longest time taken to open a can of Coke
 World's largest individual consumer of olive oil
 World's most prolific eyegouger
 World's largest collection of Gandalf hairpieces
 World's craziest glint in eyes
 World's most inefficient typist
 World's most likely to freak someone out on a blind date
 World's most washed out photo taken of the world's most sallow human being
 The snuggest vinyl pants this side of town